soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
It's just like the Real World with babies
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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