How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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