You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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