apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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