I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We are all done wearing pants today
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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