It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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