You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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