You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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