My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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