my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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