I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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