vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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