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well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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