Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Randomize
