Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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