Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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