So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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