google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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