u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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