so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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