he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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