Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
this will be a night to untag.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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