So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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