THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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