That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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