That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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