This show inspires me to have sex in space
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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