Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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