The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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