I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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