Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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