you guys were way drunker than both of me
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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