it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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