do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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