Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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