Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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