Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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