So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
