Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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