Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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