If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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