I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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