Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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