so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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