she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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