Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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