it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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