we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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