Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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