my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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