And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
