He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
