I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
you inspire me to be a worse person
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
