Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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