these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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