Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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