dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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